What are the best one liners?

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What are the best one liners?

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn’t see that well!

  • What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? “Aye Matey!”
  • Someone has glued my pack of cards together—I don’t know how to deal with it.
  • What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries?
  • Why did the scarecrow get an award?

    • What are some one-line jokes?

    It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  • My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
  • If nothing was learned,nothing was taught.
  • Velcro – what a rip-off!
  • Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
  • If you are here – who is running hell?
  • Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
  • Nothing tops a plain pizza.

    • What are the 10 funniest jokes?

    and start cracking some hilarious Christmas jokes. Even the household Grinch will struggle not to laugh. 1. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus? COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!! 2. What is the best possible holiday present? A broken drum

    What are some of the funniest jokes ever told?

    What is the best day to go to the beach?

  • What bow can’t be tied?
  • How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
  • How does a dog stop a video?
  • People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell.
  • My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
  • Comic Sans walks into a bar.
  • What’s the easiest way to get straight As?

    • Who is the best comedian ever?

    – Richard Pryor – George Carlin – Dave Chapelle – Bill Burr

    Who are the most famous stand up comedians?

    Richard Pryor. One of the legendary representatives of this genre,Jerry Sainfield,the hero of the series about himself,called Pryor neither much nor little “Picasso of this profession.”

  • George Carlin.
  • Bill Hicks.
  • Andy Kaufman.
  • Ricky Gervase.
  • Billy Connolly.
  • Eddie Izzard.
  • Jimmy Carr.
  • Paul the Will.

    • What are the names of famous comedians?

    “Fred Claus” stars Vince Vaughn as Santa’s disgruntled brother, which is a new take on a Christmas classic packed with laughs similar to “Elf,” which is why it’s just below it in the rankings. “Christmas With the Kranks” is right there as well, a newer but slower Christmas comedy.